For the ones who scream money over everything… and still end up with nothing. The “None of the Above” tee is a brutally honest take on fake flex culture, printed loud and proud on a bold canvas. No metaphors. No excuses. Just facts.
Perfect for roasting, reflecting, or reminding folks to actually get both.
Details:
Heavy cotton with a clean structure
White front print: “People always say money over bitches and proceed to get no money or bitches”
Unisex fit for all-day comfort
Double-stitched neckline and shoulders for durability
Looks wild solo or layered under flannel or a zip hoodie
Care Instructions:
Wash cold inside-out
Hang dry to keep that shit lookin’ fresh
Do not iron the print
Wear when you feel like subtly (or loudly) clowning humanity
