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“Standard Issue” Hoodie

“Standard Issue” Hoodie

Regular price $49.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $49.99 USD
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This is your everyday go-to, but it still makes a statement. Clean fit, bold logo, no need to overdo it — the hoodie speaks for itself.

 

It’s soft, durable, and the kind of thing you end up reaching for way more than you planned. Comes in a range of colors so you’ve got options — even if you’re just picking based on your mood that day.

 

Specs:

 

  • Medium-heavy 8.0 oz blend (50% cotton / 50% poly)
  • Classic fit with a double-lined hood and pouch pocket
  • Tear-away tag (no scratchy neck nonsense)
  • Ethically sourced, dyed with low-impact inks
  • Cozy on the inside, clean on the outside

 

 

Simple. Solid. Spanked.

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